Welcome! To the John Farrell Till...

_{Special thanx to Sackcloth and Ashes.}

Yes, you read that right! And we do mean "OUCH" in capitals. After 10 months Till has officially declined a debate challenge (#3 below), hiding behind the pretense of needing "debate guidelines" that were mostly already parallel to those on the TheologyWeb forum where we challenged him, and which he never needed to debate people on his Errancy list in the first place. So then!

"Yahweh's Failed Land Promise"??? -- was Yahweh a bum real estate salesman?
- Till's original essay on Infudgdels.org
- Land Ahoy! -- our first response!
- Farrell blows his nose at our first response (this link will be removed by July 1, 2003 if Till does not remove my real name and replace it with my writing name)
- Land Ahoy! Phase 2 -- our second response! -- see also fluff free version
- Farrell runs screaming from our second response (ditto on the above)
- Our third response! -- Farrell abandons the EVERYTHING demand now, having had his bronco busted, so from now on all we have is fluff free versions
"Preterism or Bust!" -- Farrell told me recently that he thinks preterism is just another excuse for fundies to wash their undies. OK, he should have no problem refuting our stuff then. Let's start with the Olivet Discourse.
- Come Again? -- my initial foray; I'm the affirmant on this one.
- Farrell finally got his act together, or maybe his webmaster did. On the other hand, his webmaster is also a little awkward about finding this page, as noted on 10/29: "[Holding] has responded to Till's article, but I cannot find it on his site. I will link to his response as soon as I know where it is." And: "I cannot find the link to [Holding]'s article on his site anywhere, so if anyone knows where it is, please send it to me." Psst! Look below, on this page that's been up for months. No wonder the Skeptics want links, they can't find anything otherwise! How did Till find it, then?? Ditto on link issue noted above.
- Spitting into the Hurricane as Your Clothes Get Blown Off -- our first response!
- Farrell Blows His Nose Some More -- his response to just above. Ditto on link issue.
- Scrambled McTill with Sausage -- our second response!
"Head in the Sand"? -- did the Bible goof about the ostrich? [Do the ones up there first, Farrell! No peeking! ]
- Till's original essay on Infudgdels.org, which includes stuff about the ostrich
- The Other Red Meat -- our first response!
- Till refuses! End of debates.

finis
Scholars filled with great delight
What a wonderful time to write
Scholars go! It's Farrell Stomping Day

Put your wading boots on here
Fill that Farrelly Till with fear.
Don't you know it's Farrell Stomping Day

All the little 'pologists
Love those wonderful whining twists
You'll know what this laughs about
When you then beat Farrell's views right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap his Farrelly views in half
Grab your books and stump nonsense away
Hip hip hooray, it's Farrell Stomping Day

[Sounds of Farrell Till whining about mistreatment especially from JPHolding]

We just love to feel the beat
Pounding Farrell Till's a treat.
Why we do it, we can say!
For it's such an easy game to play

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash his Farrelly views right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Farrell Stomping
We'll have some fun on Farrell Stomping
Get out your books, it's Farrell Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Farrell Stomping Day

Farrell Stomping Day

Hey!

Also: On Farrell's "response" to the Chicken Challenge...

And for fun, for starters....

An essay that I dedicate to Till and many, many other skeptics.