Given the ease with which one may self-publish these days (as I know by experience), it's not surprising to see all manner of persons believing that they, now, can publish THE book which will destroy Christianity. To these ranks now add "Dr." Jason Long, author of the work Biblical Nonsense.
The doctorate is put in quotes for a reason. It is not because Long does not have a doctorate; he does -- in pharmacy -- but because Long evidently believes that by making note of this doctorate, it somehow lends him credibility as a commentator. It does not. If anything, that he "attended Church weekly for sixteen years" is a more relevant credential (which is to say, neither is).
We are assured that this work "utilizes scientific scrutiny, sound logic, and enlightened rationalism to present a remarkably compelling case against the legitimacy of the Bible" but for all the credible sources that were used (to wit, none -- there are no footnotes) this can be seen as little more than bravado.
We'll get right to the contents after a note -- an epigraph is given, "I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs." This is attributed to Frederick Douglass, but like so many quotes fundy atheists like to throw around, is not cited with a source.
Based on a search, it is possible that Douglass did say this at a talk that had to do with religion -- but the number of atheist sites that use it and admit it is unattributed offers grave concern that another Pope Leo X hoax is in the offing. Let's hope not. If we discover otherwise, we will let you know.
And now, to Biblical Nonsense. Some of the chapters and points are beyond our scope (creation/evolution, Flood, archaeology, etc) and we will bypass these, as usual. This should be considered as a guide if you have Biblical Nonsense in front of you.
Chapter 1
This brief chapter is not so much about the Bible as it is Long's rather simplistic analysis of why Christianity was successful. There's not one footnote here to any credible source; not even Rodney Stark's The Rise of Christianity or any work by a credible church historian or sociological scholar like Malina, Schaff or Pelikan.
That said, it needs no arguing that, as Long says, specific events were pivotal in Christianity's success. No doubt the same could be said for any religious, social, or political movement. As a fan of the sci-fi writer Harry Turtledove, I might cite one his recent works in which the survival of a single person in the first century Roman political machine is said to produce an alternate history in which, two thousand years later, Rome is still around as a backwards "gunpowder empire" and their main rival is the Lithuanians, another gunpowder empire. To make an issue of this as Long does is, frankly pointless.
In terms of more specific comment, Long's analysis is that the God of the Jews was too mean to be much more successful:
Before the purported arrival of Jesus Christ, the original Hebrew religion, as found in the Old Testament, was an unfathomably harsh one. If you’ve taken the time to read the Old Testament in its entirety, you’ve probably noticed that God was consistently angry and vengeful for what appear to be petty reasons. He even threatened to kill people for excuses most of us would consider insane if offered by an ordinary earthly individual. Records made shortly before the Common Era (otherwise known as the BC period) indicate that the support for this deity had about run out of steam.
What "records" show this is not explained; much less are we given any sort of documentation to any credible, scholarly work referring to such records. Not that it is clear what is meant in the first place. In the time in question, Judaism was doing just fine; it had not "run out of steam" in any sense of the word, as it continued to be perpetuated by loyal Jews all over the Roman Empire, had gained special privileges from the Empire to not perform pagan worship rites to the Emperor, and was begrudgingly respected for its antiquity even as its people were hated.
There was no sign of any "fizzle" and where Long gets such a notion is not fathomable. In later chapters we will see his charges about "petty reasons" and "excuses" and such explained (though no better), so we will move on rather with his continued "analysis":
Paul, however, was convinced that the idea of Christ renovated the old religion. Thus, he altered the formerly distant and spiteful God into a loving and fair ruler. In fact, the makeover was so drastic that some virtually extinct sects of the new religion believe the god of the New Testament is an entirely different god than the one depicted in the Old Testament.
Long perhaps has Marcion in thought of here for the "sects" he has on his mind, but of course, the rub of this is that Marcion did his work by severely editing the documents that would comprise the New Testament. God no longer distant? Wrong: Paul and Jesus alike portray God in terms of a quite distant patron, who has Jesus as His assigned broker; what that boils down to is that He was, as He was in the OT, a ruling king and not your "best friend" as Long no doubt learned while he spent 16 years in church.
Indeed such personability would have been practically unthinkable in this day and age when people did not get to know each other as individual persons. God loving and fair? Yes, we say so, but Long would not still: Perhaps he missed those portions of the Gospels in which Jesus threatens eternal punishment; and perhaps he missed passages like 2 Thess. 1:9 and Phil. 3:19 where Paul affirms the same doctrine. The point being, by Long's standards, the God of the NT is no less "distant and spiteful" than the God of the OT.
Paul also dropped an array of incorrigible requirements for converting to this new persuasion, including the most deterring one of all: circumcision.
In fact, Judaism of Paul's day had a place for so-called "God fearers" -- persons who did not wish to undergo the circumcision ritual, but still wished to worship the God of Judaism. Thus circumcision was no deterrent at all to entering the congregation of YHWH; you were not of the upper crust, to be sure, but you got everything else that was at the table and enjoyed it. So Long's social analysis once again falls flat.
In order to garner a larger following, he also emphasized the aspects of Christianity possessing universal appeal. The most notable of his addendums, the gift of an afterlife, may have been essential for the conversion to be successful.
"Addendum"? The Jewish faith had a very clear "gift of an afterlife", one that was highly developed and detailed in the critical century, complete with resurrection (a Jewish and Christianity novelty, incidentally, that made BOTH faiths repulsive to the average pagan). In addition, the contemporary "mystery religions" offered the same gift (and without the horrible embodiment of resurrection), so Long's social analysis is doubly in error.
Furthermore, Paul took an additional step toward creating a more accessible belief system by proclaiming that anyone could get into this afterlife regardless of any immoral behavior previously exhibited by the new believer.
However, Judaism, as well as pagan mystery religions, were equally unconcerned with behavior you previously exhibited when it came to accepting their covenant offers of salvation. Obviously all of them had some concern for what came after, but the point is that Long errs in thinking that Paul was the only one "offering a gift of eternal life." That gift was offered from several sources. So what does this do to Long's analysis, again, but refute it?
Long makes the incredible and undocumented statement that, the "traditional Roman and Greek religions were rapidly falling out of favor with the citizens of the Empire. Zeus, Jupiter, and company were scarcely observed in religious ceremonies."
Were they? They may have been (I find no consensus on the point), but there was hardly an unfilled void. Long shows no awareness of the influx of Eastern cults into the Empire, and their popularity; or of the growing popularity of Greek philosophy or the mystery religions. Perhaps he wishes to intimate that Christianity fell into a hole that Roman religion had dug for itself. There may have been such a hole indeed (there's plenty of discussion and scholarship on that, which Long's meager paragraph or two won't address) but Christianity would have come along to find that hole already filled.
Quite unacceptable is Long's implication that Christianity was a success because what was sought was "a novel way of thought to remodel their society." Clearly he is unfamiliar with the ancient suspicion of anything new and the clinging to that which had been done before. This (and other factors) meant, indeed, that the "citizens of Rome...would have quickly rejected Christianity on the grounds of having no practical use for it" -- especially since mystery religions were a much more favorable option. Doubtful is his claim that Christianity succeeded because it was "the first [religion] with intricate detail and organization to reach this region of the globe."
Even if we assume that "intricate detail and organization" was somehow preferable to simplicity in presentation and organization, the simple fact is that Christianity's details were not "intricate" and certainly no more so than what any pagan or Jew would have known already. That's assuming it is ever clear what Long means by "detail and organization," which is not explained in the first place.
It is said, "A large collection of recorded events and stories from which potential members could gain the religion’s essential lessons also accompanied the movement. Such inclusions were great new concepts for the Romans who previously had religions founded on abstract ideas."
Really? Someone here apparently missed out on the "large collection of recorded events and stories" that Jews and pagans alike had -- the latter, with their collection of myths of the gods and their adventures, and with their sacred history which was crowned by Homer and Romulus, were hardly "abstract ideas".
Before Christianity, the closest thing to an afterlife that previously established religions ever offered the Romans was the concept of Hades. While this mysterious idea permitted their souls to be saved, it wasn’t clear exactly what transpired after their deaths.
Well, it's not "clear exactly what transpired" after the death of a Christian either; Long's idea that heaven "was a remarkable refuge where they would sit alongside their god and savior while singing praises to them" seems to have come more from his experiences discovered while in church, or from popular music, than from a Bible. And once again, those mystery religions offered their own version of "heaven", and Rome itself had quote detailed idea of the Elysian fields and The Plain of Asphodel, of crossing the River Sytx, of meeting the gods and giving an account, and -- hold on a moment -- no belief in eternal damnation. You'd get some just desserts in Tartarus if you were bad, but you wouldn't stay there forever.
It was quite clear what happened after death: You were either blessed in the Elysian fields, bored and forgetful at Asphodel, or punished in Tartarus. What this paragraph makes clear is that Long's knowledge of Roman religion is inadequate -- or else he drank from the stream of Lethe after reading about it. (If he doesn't know what that means, it just proves my point.)
Furthermore, this wonderful gift had only one prerequisite: accept Jesus as a personal savior. Such coherent simplicity was obviously a vast improvement over the older vague religions.
Simple? Yes, it was: As simple as pledging yourself to one the pagan deities as their client. Long no doubt had his mind on the Protestant tradition of simplicity here, but the fact is that "accept Jesus as a personal savior" meant something no less simple to an ancient than what he experienced in daily life: covenant obligation, grace, service. This too was not unusual, despite Long:
While Christianity did have strict guidelines, the followers were seemingly immune from God’s post mortem punishments if they had received forgiveness for their sins. Even though Christians are adamant about living what they consider a respectable and moral life, they cannot deny that God also admits rapists and murderers into Heaven under the provided guidelines.
That is so, and they also say that God delivers rewards in accordance with acts as well -- though this is not as much emphasized in an atmosphere of cheap grace as it needs to be. And in that respect, the ancient person received the same idea from their own patrons, and within the circle dance of grace and obligation, where loyalty was rewarded with loyalty, and disobedience with sanction. Heaven as shown in the parables of Jesus is no different; and if Long thinks otherwise, he might consider the parable of the talents for once in his life.
Following this Long cites "great psychological factors" in Christianity's favor, but he is wrong on both.
The first is said to be that "Jesus prophesied his own return within the lifetime of certain individuals" and that this threat encouraged the Romans to "act quickly before it was too late." Of course, since the Romans had a way out to a sufficient place as it stood, any such Christian "offer" would have been met with all the joy of a political campaign commercial.
But beyond that, Long errs anyway, since he concludes that it was taught that "[o]nce Jesus returned, the offer was seemingly void." No such thing is said anywhere at all in the New Testament, and indeed, since the "return" was not the dispensational act Long thinks it is, but rather a formal enthronement in heaven, there was nothing particularly about it that would have been of any use as an "act now or pay later" device. (And there was also no need to "alter the predictions" into ambiguity when Jesus' prophecies failed, since they did not fail -- but succeeded between 67-73 AD -- and are not even ambiguous to anyone who does the requisite study.)
Factor 2: "the initial ban of Christianity from practice and observance within Rome. As we all know, when you can’t have something, you want it even more."
As we here know, this kind of "psychology" is a characteristic of a society ordered by the individual; when it comes to the ancient world and its mentality favoring the collective, within which what the majority wants is what drives you, the exact opposite is true: When you can't have something, you want it even less, because getting it means that you will be sanctioned as a deviant and subjected to public shame, which is the worst thing in the world.
So Long's education in psychology didn't teach him that no, the whole world didn't think like Americans -- and aside from that, there was no official, sanctioned "ban" on Christianity for many years after its inception.
The rest of Long's chapter offer brief summations of reaction to Christianity in Eastern Asia and through the Middle Ages and into America. We have no interest in these areas, since they have nothing to do with the initial spread of Christianity in the critical formative years.
Chapter 2
This one is titled, "The Psychology Hidden Behind Christianity" and it really requires no comment, because it's just an expanded version of the old "you believe what your parents taught you" argument, which also ends up proving as much about communism being the best or worst political system as does the child born in Havana and being taught that Castro is the world's political savior. In other words, it's just a red herring argument that proves and says nothing about the validity or truth of the system, and in any event, has no application to someone like me who was raised in an environment essentially hostile or indifferent to Christianity, and who grew up thinking Christians were arrogant fools.
It would be just as easy (and just as fallacious) for us to "psychoanalyze" Long and make up stories about the reasons for his apostasy -- but they wouldn't in the least serve to validate or invalidate his beliefs. Indeed, we could just as easily say that he included this superfluous chapter on psychology as an expression of his own insecurities with his presentation of the facts. Why not? It proves as much as his whole chapter here does.
Chapter 3
No, still no actual, relevant arguments yet. Long now offers a chapter titled, "Christianity’s Imminent Downfall" in which he makes issue with the drop of the number of Christians in America. What this has to do with the truth or falsity of Christianity itself isn't clear, and what Long's personal anecdotes about who he has met online say about the same subject is also far from obvious, but Long needs to take in the book The Next Christendom: The Rise of Global Christianity by religious scholar Philip Jenkins. America isn't all there is to the universe.
Chapter 4
This one, titled "Poor Christian Reasoning," you might suppose offered some hope for some real arguments from Long, but in summation it's only a chapter on faulty reasoning processes used by Christians (ones Long has encountered) and which by his own admission and warning, "freethinkers" are not immune to either. I won't assume that Long has not encountered Christians who argue such things as, "the crucifixion is a historical fact because no one has found any documents conspiring to invent the story." The way to argue for the crucifixion as a historical fact is to appeal to positive testimony from sources (Gospels, Paul, Josephus, Tacitus, Lucian, etc -- and defend as needed against arguments to the contrary), and he won't need to assume that I have not dealt with "freethinkers" who say such things as, "you can't prove that the Gospels were not corrupted more than the evidence shows." He won't have to assume that I have not encountered "freethinkers" who use such tactics as the argumentum ad antiquitatem ("people have been fooling themselves with religion for thousands of years"), and so on.
I have never run across any of the arguments Long attributes to Christians, but perhaps that's because he ran in the wrong circles as a Christian.
Chapters 5 and 6 are on subjects beyond our scope, so we move to:
Chapter 7
Titled, "The Flat Earth Society," this chapter attempts to prove that the Bible teaches a flat earth, and also alludes to the idea that it teaches a solid sky. These concepts we have refuted here and we find that Long has provided but one new argument:
A reference to Isaiah 24:1, "Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty, and maketh it waste, and turneth it upside down, and scattereth abroad the inhabitants thereof." But the word used here is 'erets, a word used over 2500 times in the OT and used commonly of a limited area of land (Gen. 12:10, "And there was a famine in the land") so that there is no quality here against a spherical earth and no place for Long's remark that "it’s impossible to orient our planet in such a fashion and erroneous for Isaiah to use this absurd brand of diction."
Long should have consulted a Hebrew lexicon, at least, before making such an argument.
It does speak for itself that Long takes the tack of criticizing the text for referring to the movement of the sun, all the while ignoring our modern, continued use of words like "sunset" -- Long is unwilling to grant the Bible the use of phenomenological language.
Also of note is Long's appeal to the alleged catastrophe that would have accompanied Joshua's long day and Isaiah's sunlight reversal. The objections he ises are addressed in the item here (though he admits begrudgingly, "...I suppose that if a power existed to stop the planet from moving, the same power could withhold such consequences from taking place.")
Finally, Long is without knowledge to the genre of apocalyptic, as he accuses Joel of using eclipses as a way of frightening people. In actuality, Joel is using a figure of speech within which the sun and moon are symbols for governmental entities of his time (just like Japan's "rising sun" on its flag) and so this is in no way a reference to "a supernatural force...as manipulating these heavenly bodies in order to foreshadow some imminent spectacle of anger."
Chapter 8 is about subjects beyond our scope.
Chapter 9
It is with this chapter that Long enters into the realm of "argument by outrage". There is no actual effort to show that any given act by God was indeed unjust or unfair in context. It is by far the longest chapter (at least of ones in our scope, from what I checked) and time and time again uses emotion as "argument" as though by merely being outraged and describing what happened, the injustice of the matter is thereby settled.
In rare cases some defense is made, but where that happens, Long invariably fails once again on some matter such as social-cultural context.
Here are the points:
It's rather remarkable that with so many philosophers of ethics with published works out there, Long thinks a mere snippet from a comedian is some kind of germane insight. The blaming of God for our decisions and flaws is the retort of the spoiled child unwilling and unable to accept personal responsibility. But if Long wants to deal with some actual arguments in this area, we have this series from a sister site. It quotes authors and scholarly philosophers like Alvin Plantinga instead of comedians like George Carlin, however.
Wonderful idea! Why not also suggest that God create ex nihilo, after the Flood, a whole squadron of nannies to take care of all of those innocent children? Indeed, why not ask God to change the channel for us so we don't have to get up or even pick up a remote? The irony of this from Long is astounding, as we will see later he replies to certain of OT morals laws with the answer, "why doesn't God mind His own business," yet utterly contradictorily, asks God to step in again and again whenever he thinks it is convenient.
No, Aaron was NOT someone they "owed their freedom" to -- Moses and Aaron clearly acted as brokers for God, who they knew very well was the one to whom their freedom was owed, and who have them explicit instructions to make no graven image (meaning, a point of presence for the manifestation of deity), and this prior to the golden calf incident.
Silly! These two men also came to the party DRUNK (note that drinking is cited as a problem immediately after this, Lev. 10:9) and treated the sacred like toilet paper. To do this was to undermine the very basis for social coherence and security for the Israelites by treating it as trivial and unimportant. Long, like most modern impatient individualists, sees only the moment of two deaths and carries an unhealthy, imbalanced focus on them, unconcerned with the long-term considerations of what such an impious act would imply if left unpunished or under-penalized.
False -- they were showing an incomprehensible ingratitude in a situation where they were sufficiently provided for, and reacted like spoiled children demanding that God do more for them. We once again remind the reader that the perpetuation of such ingratitude would, in the context of an ancient society with no social safety nets and with limited resources, lead to further consequences that entailed the suffering and death of far more than these few people. Long is again too short-sighted and uneducated to see more than the immediate acts and results. But worse, he presumes that their expressed desire to return to Egypt as slaves actually means that they really had it better there.
Long also claims that they were "increasingly irritated over being homeless" -- that is far off, for a pastoral lifestyle was nothing atypical for the day, and indeed, was regarded by many as desirable.
Obviously, Long's mere declarative say-so that it doesn't fit the crime isn't an argument of any sort. It bears repeating again that he does not live in the Ancient Near East, in a life and culture constantly on the brink of anarchy, where deviance of any sort readily snowballed into death and suffering for many more who followed the same lead.
Would Long rather kill 250 now, or watch 250,000 die later because he failed to punish the 250?
The answer no doubt is that he'd act like he could opt out of doing either, by having God hand him everything.
And who have not yet delivered the proper restitution for the crimes of their former leader, and have thereby implicitly endorsed and supported them. Or does Long not approve of "Good Samaritan" laws as well?
And of course, Solomon's son was perfectly innocent and never did a thing wrong? But a few points from this.
First of all, Long is unknowing of the fact that this WAS a punishment for Solomon, for the collectivist mentality of the ancient person, and the association of honor with the prestige of the entire family, meant that whatever punishment fell on Solomon's son, detracted from Solomon as well.
Second, Solomon's son did indeed not live in "total obedience" but was a wretched slavedriver.
Finally, it was more than simply, "God recently came to like David" but that David, by his overall honor rating and loyalty to God, had come to earn the right to have punishment on his descendant (remember to look at family honor collectively, so the punishment goes on David too) withheld for a time.
Someone in other words who disobeyed a direct order from a recognized prophet of God, and thereby placed himself as God's superior. That's no offense at all, is it?
Not so. The ancient person knew, as we know that clouds cause rain, that if you lived in land, you had to get to know and do service to the deity of the land. Thus their "ignorance" was a matter of intentional neglect of their duties, and in this case, outright arrogance, for they assumed that the defeat of Israel meant that their god was defeated also.
This is another example of Long making uninformed judgments about a cultural setting he knows nothing about.
He didn't. We did. And we also read up on the scholarship.
Long fails to read Pharaoh's retort as a face-saving excuse which it is.
No, it's example of Long not understanding either the punishment or the crime in their cultural contexts. First of all, "leprosy" as we know it (Hansen's disease) is not what is in view here; the word used referred to any number of skin disorders, and could refer to something as small as a nickel.
Second, the punishment fits the crime perfectly: Azariah violated ritual purity and cleanness laws by allowing this incense to be burned, so he is given a skin disorder which makes him ritually unclean.
The last I checked, menstruation wasn't cause for needing assistance, but maybe Long thinks less of the vitality of women than we do. That said, Long is missing the concept of ritual purity that governs these rules. It is not "dirty" in the sense that he believes.
Quite frankly, if Lev. 1-9 makes Long "weak of stomach" one wonders how in the world he handled going through pharmacy school, or if he'd survive sitting down to a burger. It might help to know that Leviticus was never intended to be read by the people at large but was a manual for priests. If he picked up a book like Field Dressing and Butchering Rabbits, Squirrels, and Other Small Game would he object as well?
Let’s begin by considering the adultery law. While cheating on a spouse is certainly one of the most selfish acts a person can commit, being unfaithful is nothing deserving of death. Some couples even encourage each other to commit adultery. If that’s what they want, their sex lives should remain their own business. Suggesting that this would upset a supernatural entity, one wise enough to create the universe in a week, only demonstrates the unenlightened beliefs held by that party. Since researchers have estimated that 50% of Americans commit adultery, does this mean that God really want us to stone 50% of America’s population to death?
This is apparently supposed to be an "argument": 1) "It doesn't deserve it, because I say it doesn't"; 2) "It's my own business what I do" [except when I petulantly demand that God step in]; 3) "People do it all the time."
No, there's no warrant for stoning people today (see here) but this is no argument at all. It gets no better from Long with same-sex relations, either. Long can't even see that with all three answers, he declares himself God's superior and explains why God doesn't step in every time he wants him to.
One would be better off "assuming" that it is chosen as a mark of covenant relationship precisely because it is so serious and personal (who but one truly loyal would submit to it, or submit his sons to it?), and keeping in mind that a refusal to do it amounts to declaring God's covenant trash -- thus warranting the punishment (exile from the covenant people).
Come to think of it, the cow that made the burger he ate didn't have any informed choice in the matter either, and nor did the millions of microbes he's killing every time he breathes.
Really? The rules and regulations so offered would be applicable to pastoral and nomadic societies for a thousand or more years, and would still be applicable in some parts of the world today; and the principles that underlaid them, as a whole, remain to the point today.
Paul knows of a godly jealousy (2 Cor. 11:2), so is this a sin as we understand it? Jealousy is part of God's nature because it is demanded by who He is -- He is the only being who can indeed say He has a right to be jealous, since He is the only one who truly deserves utter respect and devotion. Malina in The New Testament World [126-7] adds that in the context of an honor-based world, jealousy was "a form of protectiveness that would ward off the envious and their machinations."
It is a behavior that an honorable person is expected to "exhibit towards that which he or she is perceived to possess exclusive access." Thus for God to be jealous here is not a vice in context, but a supreme virtue and demonstration of His concern for Israel.
A better question is, "Why doesn't Jason Long become more mature?" A personality like this is unwilling to make any sacrifice in the end, because it is "painful" or even "inconvenient."
Long has misplaced his sentiments yet again; the value in question is essentially a service tax for the Temple cultus. One may as well say that local fire and police departments and sanitation services place a "value on human life" when millage rates are set.
Oh, really? Preying on the most vulnerable members of that society, and leaving them in situations where their lives were at stake, doesn't deserve the death penalty? Long lives in a world where all these widows and orphans had to do was run down to the local social services office and get their next welfare check, when the fact is, a "harrasser" is someone who will leave that widow and orphan DEAD by slow death in a society where resources are heavily limited.
Revenge? No such thing is said; it is merely a prediction of what will happen to the rebuilder.
I think Jason Long is merely posturing in outrage and providing absolutely no argument showing any actual unfairness in the context of the social world within which they are made. That he has no conception of the harm done to widows and orphans done by what he calls mere "harrassers" shows that he is viewing these texts through 21st-century eyes.
That pretty well sums up Chapter 9, with Long ironically comparing God to "a spoiled child" even as he himself blames God for condemning those who have years upon years to make the right choice, but don't.
Chapter 10
Yes, it's what you'd expect, in a chapter titled, "Why Women And The Bible Don’t Mix." There is nothing new here; it's the same stuff we and our sister site answered, mainly in this series. For reference:
Really? Perhaps Long ought to consider his desire for a more explicit, bang-on-the-head condemnation as a sign of his own lack, not the Bible's.
He also objects that this particular is not found in Leviticus 20:10-21, but "mother and son" is not on the list either. Evidence does not lead him to the conclusion that the ommission means "it was permissible, or at least somewhat condonable, for a father to rape his daughters." As one of the linked articles above noted, pedophilia was simply not a problem in Israelite society.
Chapter 11 -- there is nothing here but the arguments about slavery and the Bible that are answered by the two articles on our sister site here.
Chapter 12 is a summary in which Long endorses the JEDP theory (not knowing the flaws in that thesis). In addition, we find some issues lifted from various sources:
Chapter 13
This one offers Long's 40 favorite Biblical contradictions, and they're all ones we have seen before.
Chapter 14
In this one Long says he is going to talk about Bible absurdities. These fall into the following simple categories:
There's no reason to dignify most of these points with answers, since Long is not actually explaining why this or that is absurd, weird, etc. but here are a few points in brief:
Chapter 15
This part of about prophecy, and a good portion is dispensed with at once, that having to do with Jesus' parousia. Others are dispensed with by recognition of the ancient genre of "trash talk" (see example here, which takes care of Long's analyses about how hard it is to believe that the Nile really will dry up.
A few leftovers:
Chapter 16
And now Long commits himself to the most outrageous aspect, an endorsement of the Christ-myth. He does sum up with a somewhat agnostic tenor: "At the present, it’s honestly impossible to verify or dismiss Jesus as a real person because we lack evidence and crucial eyewitness testimony." But he also confuses the case for Jesus as a person who existed with a case for Jesus as divinity.
And that's all we get for argument. Check the item on John at the above link for a discussion of why John does not include things like exorcisms, etc.
The crucifixion legend has many problems in addition to the previously covered contradictions. Although the Romans rarely crucified thieves, we see them executing one on each side of Jesus. Even though Romans never performed executions so close to the Passover, they ignore tradition and carry out the crucifixions on the day before this sacred observance. While the Romans were meticulous in their documentation, they have no record of Jesus or his crucifixion. The whole idea of this Roman procession should be disconcerting if you consider that Rome, the undeniable democratic leader of the planet, didn’t offer Jesus due process.
Long's errors here are manifest. The "thieves" were not mere pickpockets; the word used refers to bandits of the Robin Hood variety, political subversives who were precisely the sort Rome would crucify; there is no evidence that Rome gave any regard about crucifying near or on a Passover; there are indeed no records of Jesus' crucifixion, because we have NO RECORDS AT ALL that survive from the office of any provicial Roman governor; and "due process" as Rome saw it was done on Jesus to a T.
And so comes to a close our "field guide" to Biblical Nonsense In close, if you have any hope of Long reforming and learning anything, you may abandon it at once. Note this from his FAQ page, in answer to the question, "Haven’t you read anything by Author X? He/she explains all of the so-called 'problems' you mention":
Whomever Author X happens to be at the moment, a few things almost always remain true:
1. X began with the conclusion that the Bible is true and worked backwards to find only supportive evidence.
2. X is not interested in the most likely conclusion, only the most likely conclusion that doesn’t invalidate the Bible.
3. If X was born with religion Y instead of Christianity, X would be just as confident that religion Y was correct.
4. There are countless Xs in every religion who claim to be able to prove that each of their belief systems is true.
5. X is skillful at making an argument seem valid but eventually looks foolish if you just do some unbiased research.
People who study a concept in which they have no emotional investment are going to offer more reliable conclusions than those who want the concept to turn out a certain way. If you wanted safety information on a used car, would it be wiser to trust the used car salesman or a consumer report? Similarly, if you wanted information on the historicity and veracity of Islam, would you ask an Islamic scholar who was born into Islam – or would you ask an agnostic scholar with no emotional investment in Islam? If you choose the unbiased scholar, why make an exception only for your religion? You may want to begin your quest for enlightenment here.
Those who retreat into the issue of "bias" this way are doing so because they are not up to the challenge of answering criticisms. That this is so is seen in how Long did reply to us.
Response
Long introduces my response thusly: I’m sure that had this society compelled him to believe a different religion, he would achieve similar results in its defense as well. As noted, that's a genetic fallacy; I answered it above, with no reply from Long; even so, he did not apply it right, since "society" didn't "compel" me to believe Christianity, and if anything, the "society" I kept taught me that it was intolerant and undesirable.
Holding has been engaged in apologetics for such a long period of time that he has the advantage of a vast library of self-written articles that would literally take months for a single person, such as me, to provide adequate responses for. Fortunately, the majority of Holding’s arguments have been thoroughly researched and refuted by those who have far more expertise than I. You can find most of these by following the links already provided or by following the links within those. Many are general arguments with sufficient responses that can be found at a number of reputable scholarly sites. For instance, Holding’s prophecy claims (and prophecy claims in general) have been sufficiently covered here. I will take the time to tackle about ten or so of his other complaints. If, by chance, you find one of Holding’s arguments to be particularly compelling and cannot find a rebuttal online, email me so that I can help you locate one, draft one of my own, or issue a correction if Holding is likely correct.
Actually, Long wouldn't know where to find a single source or website that refutes anything I say. He links his readers to material by Farrell Till (!) who has not responded to me in years and is already years behind in responding to me. The appeal to email him personally bespeaks Long's refusal to put himself and his views up for public defense -- and a mere selection of ten out of hundreds only emphazies the point.
Long next says of his lack of depth in presentation that he only meant to offer a "brief introduction" and "by no means did I intend for this manuscript to be an exclusively novel, methodically referenced, meticulously comprehensive volume of perplexities plaguing the Bible" -- which is in essence his own admission that he didn't do a good job and he knows he didn't.
By analogy, how much regard would we have if someone went to Long's pharamcy, and he said: "I only gave you these pills as a 'brief introduction' and 'by no means did I intend for these pills to be an exclusively novel, meticulously comprehensive cure for your disease'. My goal was to have you 'investigate the symptoms raised by your taking of the medication and review some of the recommended drugs in the PDR, and subsequently considering the arguments offered by both sides.'"?
It is insufficient to say his purpose was "making you think." Yet thought is precisely what was sacrificed in Long's "that's good enough" approach. He says: I can simply think of no way of writing an all-inclusive work that can be kept to a length that wouldn’t discourage target readers (i.e. common doubting Christians). Is this not the same as saying, let's encourage people to read by producing something incomplete?
And so Long goes to "random" treatment in which he boasts that "even the most novice of those in biblical studies can spot the errors when taking the time to do the research and analyzing the obvious evidence."
- Regarding the miracle of the sun in Joshua, and the alleged consequences of such an event in terms fo cows flying off, etc. we linked to Miller's treatment of the subject. Long resorts to charging Miller with being biased ("Miller’s explanations are perfect examples of a biased researcher beginning with the premise that the Bible cannot be wrong, using this premise as a conclusion that cannot be invalidated by further evidence, and concluding that the most likely explanation not invalidating this premise is probably the correct one.") and then offers his "own summation" of Miller's points, claiming "key problems that exist with [Miller's] proposal":
- Miller contends that the last part of verse 13, which reads, “So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day,” should have been translated to read that it was hidden, inactive, and/or silent – and not in a hurry to go down. There are obviously alternative renditions of the Hebrew daman and ‘amad, but why would the author even mention the second tidbit (that the sun was not in a hurry to set) if the actual speed and circuit of the sun were never altered to begin with? If God simply hid the sun, silenced the sun, or inactivated the sun, why did the author mention anything about the speed of the sun? There is absolutely no congruity between the two translations that Miller proposes. There is congruity, however, in saying that the sun slowed or stopped and wasn’t in a hurry to go down.
Long simply misses Miller's quite clear answer on this point, perhaps because the technicalities of Hebrew were missed:
In Louw-Nida, in the semantic domain of 'attitudes and emotions', they list this meaning of 'uts: be eager, energetic, willing, engage in an activity with prudent vigor and excitement (Pr 28:20; Jer 17:16 For the sun NOT to be 'energetic' and with 'vigor' would poetically match the scenario quite well; the sun was 'quiet' and subdued as it traversed the sky behind the clouds. In other words, it never broke through the clouds in 'energetic' sunshine until 'the nation had avenged itself on its enemies'. That this is a poetic statement and not a simple prose observation can be seen from the actual presence of the word 'uts--it is not present in normal narrative descriptions of the sun going down (cf. Judg 14.18; 19.14). The text does not say 'it did not GO down for about a whole day' but that 'it did not HASTEN to go down...'
- Long adds, Miller also does not deal with the fact that the author is aware of how incredible the story actually is. Directly after the most incredible statement in the story, the author rhetorically asks, “Is not this written in the book of Jasher?” as if the story might be too incredible to take at face value.
Where Long gets the idea that the author is, by this statement, attesting to the "incredible" nature of the story is unknown. The book of Kings is full of statements like, "And the rest of the acts of Solomon, and all that he did, and his wisdom, are they not written in the book of the acts of Solomon? " (1 Kings 11:41) which are not offered as a "need to corroborate his story" but as clear references to a source used, and to where the reader can find a fuller acccount.
- Finally, Long says, Miller also does not mention why Joshua would be crying for the moon to be silent. He conjectures that Joshua wants the sun to be silent (i.e. inactive, according to Miller) because of the extreme heat of the day, but why does he ask the moon to do the same?
It is true that Miller does not do this -- none is really needed, because the verbs are the same -- but even so, Long here only shows his lack of knowledge of ancient conditions of battle. A full moon offers light by which Israel's enemies could see their army coming. Perhaps Long should reevaluate his decision to see some problem in why the moon would be asked to "be silent" until he familiarizies himself with life in the ancient world.
So much for the "most novice" doing "research" based on "obvious evidence".
- Miller contends that the last part of verse 13, which reads, “So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day,” should have been translated to read that it was hidden, inactive, and/or silent – and not in a hurry to go down. There are obviously alternative renditions of the Hebrew daman and ‘amad, but why would the author even mention the second tidbit (that the sun was not in a hurry to set) if the actual speed and circuit of the sun were never altered to begin with? If God simply hid the sun, silenced the sun, or inactivated the sun, why did the author mention anything about the speed of the sun? There is absolutely no congruity between the two translations that Miller proposes. There is congruity, however, in saying that the sun slowed or stopped and wasn’t in a hurry to go down.
- Long's next random choice has to do with the issue of prayer in public. I noted that Jesus' words in Matthew 6:5-6 are an instruction against public prayer, done for the purpose of being noticed ("that they may be seen of men") while 1 Timothy 2:8 has nothing to do with modes or positions of prayer. Long says that despite the clear words, "this is obviously not the case" and then:
Holding doesn’t even attempt to address the issue raised. Jesus was quite clear that he wanted people to pray in private. The whole notion of praying in public did not sit well with him because that’s how the people who wanted to be seen chose to pray. Jesus wanted his believers to be nothing like them, therefore he ordered them to go into a state of privacy when they wanted to pray. It does not matter whether or not your prayers are genuine when praying in public, it is the act of praying in public that Jesus forbids in this passage. It should be clear to readers that Holding has misinterpreted this passage when he states that it is “an instruction against public prayer, done for the purpose of being noticed.”
So one of two things is apparent: Either "that they may be seen of men" is missing from Long's Bible; or else he thinks that this non-answer is an answer. None of this negates the presence of the clear qualifier of why: "to be seen of men." Thus public prayer for an altruistic purpose is not forbidden, no matter how much Long wishes to pretend that the qualifying phrase is not present.
Long then offers this retort on 1 Tim. 2:8:
It is also Holding’s position that 1 Timothy 2:8 is not a direct instruction for prayer. While this much is true, the author nevertheless expresses his hope that men pray everywhere. That would include him wanting men to pray in public.
Like this means Paul envisions people stopping while climbing down ladders, or doing surgery, or skiing down a slope, to pray? Long merely tries to force "everywhere" into being a physical location for the act of prayer, when the clearest meaning is that "everywhere" modifies "men" and that men are to then follow some mode not specified in Timothy.
It speaks for itself that Long is compelled to admit that this is "not a typical cut-and-dry example of a contradiction" -- it is one, rather, where he has to add his own suppositions to the text in order to create a problem, to say nothing of merely pretending that part of another text does not exist.
In close for this one, Long objects to how this one is not a "big deal," yet if it is not, why did he include it in Biblical Nonsense and why does he defend it now?
- Next Long confronts my comments on individualism verses collectivism:
...."the initial ban of Christianity from practice and observance within Rome. As we all know, when you can’t have something, you want it even more." Um hm. As we here know, this kind of "psychology" is a characteristic of a society ordered by the individual; when it comes to the ancient world and its mentality favoring the collective, within which what the majority wants is what drives you, the exact opposite is true: When you can't have something, you want it even less, because getting it means that you will be sanctioned as a deviant and subjected to public shame, which is the worst thing in the world...
Long says:
This passage pretty much speaks for itself. Holding is apparently under the impression that not being able to have something makes a person want it less if the public consensus is against it. I’m sure that if I took the time, I could come up with dozens of scenarios and dozens of articles published in psychology journals that would invalidate his reasoning.
I'm just as sure that Long would have about as much grasp of "articles published in psychology journals" (much less ones that have to do with group-oriented societies) as he would of quantum physics. Long offers a "hypothetical scenario" which doesn't even address the critical issue I noted, which is, again, that Long's argument falsely ascribes individualist values to a collectivist culture. But his "scenario" is misplaced anyway, for it says:
Freedom of religion has been banned in a certain ancient country. Over 75% of the country no longer wants freedom of religion. As the majority against them grows, are those in the minority less likely or more likely to want their freedom back? Holding believes that the minority will not want freedom of religion because the public will punish them for their opinions. I believe that the minority will secretly hold to their desires and one day rise up to fight for their rights.
But Long's original argument was the people OUTSIDE Christianity would want it because it was banned. His argument here only addresses a minority that already believes -- not new converts! So perhaps Long can make up his mind one day what he actually wants to argue. The simple fact is that Long's "scenarios" are obstructionism. That he refuses to deal in specifics and resorts to "hypothetical scenarios" shows that his own knowledge of history is lacking.
- Next up, on where I noted Long's fallacious use of the "you believe what your parents taught you" issue. Long refuses to recognize the fallacy of this sort of appeal, and offers a claim that I "misunderstand the purpose of the chapter". Allegedly Long's "purpose" was to "demonstrate that the belief system is being observed with virtually zero independent thought."
The answer remains the same: What of it? To point this out at all is simply useless. It supports no real argument and has no effect on the objective truth. To answer further:
Does it come as any surprise, however, that Holding just happened to pick the one religion out of hundreds that was widely practiced and accepted in his society? Is there any reasonable doubt that if Holding had been born in, say, Iraq under similar conditions, he would have chosen Islam and been just as confident about the Qur’an (through the use of equally effective self-convincing apologetics) as he is now about the Bible?
What the point is here is hard to say. The first sentence makes no sense, since atheism/skepticism amounts to a worldview that could be chosen from as well. The "born in Iraq" question is just the same fallacy again, no better a question than mine about the child born in Cuba, and merely begs the question of the effectiveness of the apologetic in objective terms.
The fact for Long is that he was not born in Iraq, and he is not limited in his choices, and the information is not hidden from him. Thus his "reason" to avoid making responsible choices is moot. He is not the child in Iraq and nor am I. His comment "there are religious scholars of every belief system who contend that they can prove the veracity of each respective religion" is not a vaid reason to bypass the critical treadmill -- if so, let him "prove the veracity" of at least five varied faiths right now as he claims can be done. No, it can't be done -- Long is just saying, in essence, "It's too hard, I can't do it".
- Next to where I said:
Wonderful idea! Why not also suggest that God create ex nihilo, after the Flood, a whole squadron of nannies to take care of all of those innocent children?...The irony of this from Long is astounding, as we will see later he replies to certain of OT morals laws with the answer, "why doesn't God mind His own business," yet utterly contradictorily, asks God to step in again and again whenever he thinks it is convenient.
I have caught atheists in this sort of inconsistent view repeatedly. Long has no real answer to any of this, other than more of the same inconsistency: "Is this too much to ask from an omnipotent being? Holding apparently believes so, but I do not. This is where we disagree."
So why does Long disagree? He does not explain, and cannot, because his "argument" is nothing more than a emotional rhetoric and ribald inconsistency.
Long asks as well, "why does Holding not deal with the fact that God realizes the flood was in vain due to humanity’s evil ways?"
The simple answer is that Long didn't raise the question, as if I am expected to anticipate what other issue he will raise once the first one is refuted. But as to that, one may as well say that execution of persons on death row is "in vain" because people still commit murders, so we should stop executing people who deserve it. If this is Long's way of doing "common sense" then I don't want him filling my prescriptions.
Holding – very disturbingly – suggests that it would make just as much sense for us to expect that God should change the channels on our televisions as it would for him to not murder innocent people. He believes I contradict myself when I say that God should not have any business in what same sex couples do in their bedroom but that God should take an active role in explaining to us which religion is correct since we’ve already sent millions to their deaths over this very argument and will continue to do so. I hope the reader will take careful notice of how my position and Holding’s position contrast.
Indeed: Long's view is openly contradictory and self-centered; mine is consistent. If Long wants God to erect force fields during the Flood, how can he refuse the person who says God ought to help him fix his leaky roof? If he wants God to feed people directly, how can he refuse the person who wants God to change the channel? He cannot, for there is no place that one can warrant a stop. God is omnipotent -- and since that means nothing is beyond God, nothing is "too much to ask". Long's further comments, "we should not respect him if he is able to kill innocent children and hide when we are most in need of a simple explanation" is itself answered in further points, and that is like one we next get to:
- I noted, Long seems to have a peculiar definition of "genocide". He says that Sodom and Gomorrah was a "genocidal operation" but "genocide" means, "deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group," and since Sodom and Gomorrah were not any of these things, it is clear that Long doesn't know how to use the word, other than for rhetorical effect.
Long embarks on an explanation for why his use of "genocide" is actually OK; but all of the dictionaries he appeals to offer the same definition as the one I did; Long apparently does not understand the collective use of "people".
But Long persists and analyzes each part of the definition I gave in turn. Let's save time: In particular, he is wrong on the point of "racial, political, or cultural group." There is no evidence, and it would be very peculiar to suggest, that Sodom and Gomorrah were home to a distinct racial, political or cultural group that did not exist elsewhere. Cities would be far too small to house such a group in full, and it would be unreasonable, and require a substantial burden of proof, to suggest that there was some group that was small enough to fit into two cities.
So we skip over Long's defensses of "deliberate" and "systematic" (those words could describe execution of criminals as well) to what he rightly sees as the point of dispute -- and the defense is itself outrageous:
How would Holding justify the notion that neither of two distinct cities has its own unique culture? Culture, after all, is the set of patterns, traits, and products considered as the expression of a particular period, class, community, or population. Does every city not have its own unique culture? Does Holding believe that there was nothing special about Sodom and Gomorrah that could not be found anywhere else?
The semantic stretching required here to batter the word "cultural" into submission is way out of line. Long has now turned the killing of even a single person into "genocide" by this reasoning. After all, every person has their own unique "patterns, traits, and products" (ie, we each have our own sets of fingerprints -- or maybe you can NOT commit genocide by killing only one in a pair of identical twins.). No, Long simply made a tremendous error in his use of the word "genocide" and is now trying to stretch the dictionary to make it fit his misuse.
- Next we get to where I corrected Long's views of ancient society with my note about local judges:
This is clearly another example of sidestepping the issue at hand. Even assuming they go before a panel of judges, what are the judges going to rule upon if there is no evidence? The passage (Deut 22:13-21) clearly indicates that if the woman cannot produce evidence of her innocence, she is to be stoned to death.
Well, what about her own testimony that she had some sort of accident? What about family members who would remember the accident? What this boils down to is that Long is completely without knowledge of the workings of ANE justice, as expressed in Hillers' Covenant: The History of a Biblical Idea:
..(T)here is no evidence that any collection of Near Eastern laws functioned as a written code that was applied by a strict method of exegesis to individual cases. As far as we can tell, these bodies of laws served educational purposes and gave expression to what was regarded as just in typical cases, but they left considerable latitude to local courts for determining the right in individual suits. They aided local courts without controlling them
Long does no more than re-assert his decontextualized reading of the text, as though it were written in a complete vacuum of understanding.
- We then get to where I noted (readers will note how few "hard data" issues Long actually confronts) how Israel disobeyed God despite signs in the wildness.
Long offers no direct answer to this, but merely insists that in the Bible God "makes consistent interventions in their lives through a series of regularly occurring patterns" and that this ought to be enough to raise a question.
It isn't. There is no such pattern at all; miracles and intervention were rare and far between. It doesn't matter, as well, that "no supernatural being has ever made an unquestionable and verifiable interjection into the life of a single individual" in Long's lifetime. Long's own admission of self-delusion (as he himself puts it) says all that needs to be said.
He admits to his own experience of (alleged) persistent deception. He thinks miracles make a difference? I have before me a work by another professed apostate, who says that he experienced what he thought was a miracle when rain stopped at his prayer, and stayed away. Yet he still apostasized and now views what happened as a coincidence. Perhaps Long ought to read the work of Christian-turned-apostate-turned-Christian-again Austin Miles, who claims that he experienced miracles before he became an atheist for a time. Lee Strobel also tells of a time when he experienced a miracle in his life, while a non-believer, but it did not convert him.
No, Israel was just as capable of failure; indeed, they had more options, which fit in with what happened -- allowing for the miracles, but then treating YHWH as though he were a local deity on the level with Molech. That is also Long's mistake: He argues as though the Israelites turned to whole disbelief in YHWH, when what they actually did was minimize Him.
- Next, Long's version of the "rock so heavy" routine. In response, Long once again merely repeats and clarifies his error, arguing that "infinite power...would certainly include having the power to do the logically impossible and the self-contradictory." It would not include this in the least; no more than one can change 2 + 2 so that it equals 6 by applying infinite amounts of electricity to it. Long is merely offering a definition of "omnipotence" that is false.
And so Long closes, ignoring 99% of all that is set against him (though he says, "perhaps one day I’ll have the time and/or desire to go through point by point to every detail raised in the articles to which he appeals" -- and maybe someday a flea will build a new World Trade Center). As this "reply" of his has shown, he is incapable of defending his own claims of "evidence".
-JPH